turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I just blew my weed a kiss
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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