Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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