It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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