bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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