what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
