new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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