Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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