3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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