Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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