Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
