it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
one might say we're banned from that church
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
She's like a pop up book from hell.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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