So drunk its hurt
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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