ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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