Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I need help removing her.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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