I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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