arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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