Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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