No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
