I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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