And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
do herpes really smell.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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