You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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