shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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