That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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