remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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