The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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