k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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