but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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