he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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