i think my mom watched the whole time
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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