so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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