His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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