So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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