as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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