normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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