We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
God I need to hump something, right now.
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