omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize
