i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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