she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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