So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
A bitchslap is in order.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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