Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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