I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
No subtext here. People are naked.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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