i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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