..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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