I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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