i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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