is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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