oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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