Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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