Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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