Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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